Wednesday, 28 November 2012

Oshogbo



Oshogbo

I left Lagos last weekend. 

In a bid to escape the daily grind and get some fresh air out of the city I travelled five hours south of Lagos to Osun State.  I visited Osogbo and specifically the conservation park which holds the Yoruba ‘Sacred Groves’ and sculptures created and maintained by the late, great (and terribly eccentric) Suzanne Wenger.

We left early on Saturday morning.  I had intended to have an early night the evening before but as usual that didn’t happen.  I had arrived home at 3am and woke at 6.30 to make the bus for my trip.  I made it and took my seat in front of the all American family I was travelling with; complete with moaning teenager, crying six year old and over enthusiastic ‘mom’ with a million bags, cool boxes and information booklets.  I braced myself for an uncomfortable journey but luckily, due to my late night, I slept for the first three and a half hours.

When I woke I was relieved to see no traffic, plenty of green and some peaceful looking farm shops and yam stalls through the windows.  The last hour of the journey I read a biography about Ms Wenger.  It appears she was an eccentric but prolific intellectual who was completely immersed in Yoruba culture.  She respected and adopted Yoruba ways and eventually became a Yoruba ‘priestess’.  An honour bestowed on her by her colleagues and peers. 

She lived and worked on her tremendous sculptures and depictions of Yoruba deities for most of her life and died while working on her last piece in her nineties.  I visited the last effort.  It is huge.  While there I could imagine this little, old, grey haired, white lady clambering over the concrete structure and taking inspiration from the river it over looked.  A moss covered chair still remains where she used to sit at the water’s edge.

We were guided and educated through the groves by Wenger’s adopted children.  We also went to her home and met many of the artists she inspired and encouraged throughout her life.

It was very obvious that Wenger was guided by her creativity and spirituality but like many creative souls she was also seemed tortured.  While visiting her house I stumbled upon her bedroom, which has remained relatively untouched since she died.  The walls had been used as her mental notepad.  There were scribbles and ravings chalked all over them.  It also contained a hotchpotch of strange artefacts like toy dolls with no eyes and contorted masks.

We stayed Saturday night in a guest house.  It was simple accommodation but the building stood in beautiful grounds with lush gardens.  Our host was Nike – another famous artist known for her support of Nigerian artists and culture.  We were treated as her special guests and she certainly looked after us.  We ate a traditional feast which included delicacies such as roast snake and barbecued grasscutter (large rat like creature).  We were also treated to some traditional drumming and cultural dance.  I was forced into shaking my ass however my American friends won that competition.

The weekend ended with a trip to Nike’s training college where we learned about the process of making indigo dye and then one of my favourite pass times – shopping.  We visited various galleries and shops.  I trawled through various paintings and materials and selected a few items to take back.  My favourite painting was valued at £600.  Unfortunately I don’t have that kind of cash to spend on Art yet.  I settled for much cheaper souvenirs!









The trip home on the bus was peaceful; the Americans slept and I listened to some new albums and read a book all the way home.  Blissful.

Sunday, 11 November 2012

Help, Police!



The police in Nigeria are brutal.  They are jumped up, drunken and corrupt.  I don’t believe there is one decent police officer in Lagos.  The government take decisions without a thought for the ways in which they might affect people’s lives and then send their ignorant force of gargoyles out to enforce the new rules in whichever way they see fit.

I’ve got used to the random checkpoints and invasion of privacy when a police officer stops me and don’t feel scared anymore when a drunken man with a gun asks us to pull over.  I’ve also gotten braver and now tell them to go away or pretend I am sleeping.  I have even been out driving myself a couple of times (but only on a Sunday ha).  I also have the peace of mind that if anything were to happen on the road I could buy my way out of the situation and/or get my employer to help me out. 

What I can’t stand is the injustice shovelled onto everyday Nigerian people.  It is blatantly displayed for everyone to see.  The latest ridiculous decision taken by the Lagos state government is to ban ‘Okadas’.  These are small motorbikes or mopeds which are normally seen all over Lagos whizzing in and out of the standstill Lagos traffic.  People use them to travel short distances in and around Lagos to avoid long, boring trips in cars.  The Okada drivers are dodgy and don’t exactly drive safely but in a city where roads are falling apart, have huge potholes and are not large enough to support the huge amount of vehicles which use them every day then they actually serve a very useful purpose.

For whatever reason, the local government has decided to ban them from the streets.  They have provided the police with a very tidy opportunity to extort money from already extremely poor people, to take a bike from its owner on the street and burn it and to do this with any force they see fit.

Today I witnessed a man being stopped by an officer without a uniform.  The officer slapped him a few times, shouted in his face, intimidated him and then drove off on the man’s motorbike.  I watched the man as he stood, bemused, staring after his only source of income as it disappeared into the distance.  I thought he would have shouted and screamed in the normal Nigerian fashion but instead he just stood there with a truly mournful look on his face.  It was like he was watching himself go hungry, his wife and kids crying, his family being thrown out of their house.  I think he was seeing this in his mind’s eye. 

This scenario must be playing out all over Lagos.  The number of bikes on the roads has shrunk from thousands to the odd one or two.  Where are all the drivers?  How are they eating?  How many of them will turn to crime in the months running up to Christmas?


The other impact is on the traffic.  Hundreds of people who used to travel to and from work on the back of the bikes now have to take cars, taxis and buses.  The traffic has gone from bad to unbearable.  We are all doomed to spend hours of our lives in a car every day.

Dress Up!



People are going to think I actually do no work!  It was dress up day at school yesterday (all in the name of books).  Children and teachers alike dressed up as their favourite characters from literature.  We had princes, princesses, superheroes and heroines.  The kids were amazing.

Somebody had the crazy idea that all teachers should come to school dressed as ‘101 Dalmations’.  Natalie, our Key Stage Leader, dressed as Cruella De Ville and about eight of us dressed as dalmations; complete with painted face, ears and spots.

I can’t post any pictures of the children but can share some of the silliness of the day!!

Sunday, 4 November 2012

Laura On Holiday



I was on holiday from school AGAIN (not complaining) for half term.  I had a week to relax and unwind.  I decided not to leave Lagos but to, instead, spend time with my Lagos peeps and try out some of the new places to go.  The week started in a calm, peaceful way.  I had coffees in nice little cafes like Quintessence, I bought some clothes from new shops like Rofhaus and I attended some events like the Trade Delegation at the Austrian Embassy, a fashion event at the Porsche garage and an art exhibition at the Civic Centre.  It was blissful and fun and I met some interesting new people.  I had a few glasses of wine; I chatted and held my own with Lagos’s up and coming creative minds.

This sophisticated and sensible ‘Laura On Holiday’ didn’t last too long.  I was tempted by the beers and margaritas at Bottles.  I was all too happy to glug down wine and get drunk on the conversation at Ocean’s Basket while nibbling on sushi.  I was enthusiastic to accept the free double vodkas and red bull at Sip and I allowed myself to be dragged from a club and bundled into my car before my eighteen year old crazy self (who I so dearly love and miss) made an appearance.  The week deteriorated into a drunken oblivion.   Loud, luvvy, drunken ‘Laura On Holiday’ came out to play.  But man it was good.  The memories made are like gold.  The week ended with a lovely chilled Sunday at my pool with friends.  Lagos Living indeed.